Went to the driving range to try to work out my horrible golf game. I hit a few hundred balls with the irons and was finally getting some of the results I wanted, so I moved on to the driver. I’ve got some weird kind of mental block about the driver and I have been hitting it really bad.
So I took an almost full large basket of balls, nearly 100 of them, and put it in the tray where you normally pour the balls. Since I was hitting the driver so poorly I thought I would just try to use my left hand. I had heard that the right hand was just along for the ride anyway, so let’s see what the left can do alone. The first swing wasn’t too bad and I hit the ball OK. I was surprised, so I tee’d up another ball and tried to hit this was even further – still using just my left hand. Well, as the club came down it hit the basket of balls, sending them in to the divider between the tee mats and balls went everywhere. I mean everywhere. They went forward. The went over the divider in to the next tee box. They went behind me. Everywhere. There were not too many people there today so it wasn’t as embarrassing as the time I broke the 7 iron, but it was pretty funny.