Tonight on the TV show How I Met Your Mother, the character Barney brags to his friends about how easily he could wake up and run the New Your Marathon with no training. They bet him he can’t do it so he takes them up on the bet and runs it with ease.

Later he ends up stuck on the subway because his legs won’t work and he can’t stand up. A pregnant woman, an elderly woman, and a kid on crutches all come on the subway and are looking for him to give up his seat, but he tells them he can’t. So the elderly woman call him a douche. Immediately I hear my 7 year old ask “what’s douche mean?”

Ah the joys of parenting.