A weight loss poem for you

Being fat stinks, there’s no way around it
When people lose weight it seems I’ve always found it
I’ve tried eating just veggies, or pork rinds, or meat
Yet when I’m on the scale I still can’t see my feet
I’ve given up carbs and cookies and bread
You give up so much that you wish you were dead
It’s 2007 this time it’s for real
Here’s hoping somebody releases a pill

Burned by DST and a formerly great thin client

Anyone have any way to deal with the new Extended Daylight Saving Time rules on old NCD thin clients?  They were a great thin client.  They had an excellent way to handle management as NCD owned UDP port 128, which you could tell all your routers to forward to a central Data Center and self configure.  If you had your central management server setup correctly you could have users in the field take a new ThinSTAR out of the box, plug in all the cables, turn it on and it would completely self configure.  It was a thing of beauty.

Then NCD went out of business and nobody cared about the existing hardware anymore.  Enter the new DST 2007 rules and you end up with thousands of immediate boat anchors as there is no DST patch for WinCE 2.12.  Very unfortunate.  For now we made the decision to fake their time zone information so that the time and existing Outlook Calendar items show up correctly, but if you create any new Calendar items between 3/11 – 4/1 or 10/28 – 11/4 they will be off an hour and you will have to go back and manually adjust them.  Add to that the fact that you have to make those time zone changes 4 times a year and the decision to dump them becomes apparent.  The problem is the cost to replace a couple thousand of them is not small.

It’s a shame there was no other solution for the ThinSTARs as they really were excellent little workhorses in a thin client / Citrix shop.

3/11/07 @ 02:00 – Are you ready?

We’ve done pretty much all we can to deal with the new Extended Daylight Saving Time situation at work.  Even after all the patching, the Exchange Calendar item rebasing, and testing, I still believe Outlook Calendars are going to be wrong.  I discussed this point, at length, with a lot of very, very smart people at Microsoft, but they keep telling me that everything we’ve done is correct, and everything we see is expected behavior.

Expected behavior.  Hmmmm.  See, we patched the OS and ran the Exchange Update Tool, so now when we look at Calendar items that are after 3/11 some of them show as one hour off.  I don’t believe they should.  I believe that Outlook should (and always has) automatically adjust what we, as humans, see when we look at out Calendars so that 9am eastern is 9am eastern today, next week, after April 1st, and after November 4th.   But according to those same very, very smart people I spoke with, what we see is expected behavior and they didn’t have time to update Outlook – so it will be “messy” until the time change.

We’ll see.  I bet them a nickel that they were wrong about this one and it’s a bet I am really hoping I will lose.  But I have a bad feeling that come 02:01 in the morning on the 11th I’ll already have the email drafted for all of our users to explain how to manually fix all of those appointments that Microsoft assured us would automatically adjust.

Here’s hoping I lose this bet.

New MacBook Pro

I bit the bullet and went with a new 15″ MacBook Pro @ 2.33Ghz and 2GB of RAM.  I figured it would be a little faster, but everything, I mean everything, is much faster than my faithful 15″ G4 PowerBook.

I was really impressed with the Migration Assistant that Apple supplies with their OS.  It transferred everything from my old G4 PowerBook to my new MacBook Pro flawlessly.  All of my settings, browser favorites, iTunes library, iPhoto library, etc.  Everything.  I was able to logon to the new one exactly like my old one and just start working.  Very nice job Apple.

Oh, and it even made Google Reader better to use.  My G4 PowerBook used to get hung up in Reader and the processor would hit 100% causing the fans to come on.  Not any more.  It blows right through all of my items like a hot knife through butter.

Overall this thing looks a lot like my old PowerBook, but the screen is way brighter and has a higher resolution.  So far there is not the least bit of buyer’s remorse that I usually feel when I spend money.  I’m feeling pretty good about this one, and my wife gets the benefit of getting my G4 PowerBook to replace her extremely old G3 Tangerine iBook that looks like a Hello Kitty purse.

Comcast out – DirecTV in

Yesterday DirecTV came out and installed everything we needed to switch from Comcast to satellite. I was a DirecTV customer for over 9 years in the past, but moved to Comcast when DirecTV was unable to offer my local channels in HD. Now they can, so I went back.

I forgot how much better the regular channels look from the satellite, as Comcast still has a ton of analog channels. The only thing I am still waiting on is the HD DVR. DirecTV had to postpone my installation once because they have no HD DVRs. When they finally did come out they were able to take care of everything except for our main TV – the only one that handles HD, so I can’t comment on their HD yet.

Hopefully they will be out tomorrow with a new HD DVR, but I’m not holding my breath. This is the only negative I had with the entire process of returning to DirecTV, but it’s a big one to me.

UPDATE – DirecTV delivered exactly as they said they would and we’ve been using the HD-DVR for the past couple of days.  The nice thing is when we record things we can now control the playback of them.  I haven’t noticed any slowness issues with the hardware yet and the Guide actually scrolls as I press the keys to scroll.  Revolutionary.  Now to make a call to Comcast.

Comcast out – Fios in

I finally did it.  Verizon came out on Wednesday and installed Fios @ 15Mb down and 2Mb up.  Regular web surfing is really not that much different, but downloading things is amazing.  The difference when I bring down podcasts, purchase music, and watch Lost from the ABC.com web site changes everything.  Lost was very smooth and made me believe this could replace television for the first time in a long time.

The installation went pretty smooth, and the only thing I had an issue with was my Vonage phone service.  The calls kept breaking up every 15-30 seconds.  There would be a pause in the conversation for 1 second.  It was frustrating.  I tried all sorts of port forwarding with the ActionTec router but nothing worked.  I was going to just put my Airport Extreme base station back in place of the ActionTec but I forgot that I agreed to us the MoCa connection so that the Fios signal would use my internal home cable network.  This was there was no extra wiring that needed done.

I resolved the issue by going in to the ActionTec firewall settings and lowering the filtering down to low, which lets everything in and out.  Then I connected the ActionTec to my Airport Extreme base station and was back in business.

So far I am one happy Fios customer.