I’m going to tell you something that your family and friends aren’t – you look like a complete tool when you walk in to the restaurant with that bluetooth headset on your ear.  Look, I know it’s a great technology, but if you’re still using the phone, stay outside until you’re done.  If you’re not using it, take it off your head.

Seriously.  I’m just trying to help you.  I’m sorry you had to hear it from me.